Sunday, 22 August 2010

Advert for 1965 vw beetle

What he wrote...

1500cc green lowered, empi alloys, roofrack, cd player, beautiful car, 12 months mot tax free first to see will buy.

What he should have written...

1500cc rusty green, lowered so much it scrapes on the ground, badly fitting bonnet and boot (you want to open them? ha!), crap respray with authentic runs, oil-covered engine, fucked gearbox, tatty interior with chain-smoker garnish, non-working speedo and indicators.
First to see will buy... something else!

Saturday, 21 August 2010

Tuesday, 17 August 2010