Jedi Gang fight

OLYMPIC APATHETES

I feel it is about time that one or two of us started training for the upcoming olympics in our chosen discipine of extreme apatheticism. i myself feel i am at the top of my game but i would prefer it if we didnt bother to enter as a team.
any ideas for events that we cant be arsed with would be most appreciated.

DEAR OLD MUM

My dear old mum came back from gretna gateway with an alarming story of a supernatural encounter.
I sat and listened as she explained that she had seen a black ghost in of all places marks and spencers "i thought i was seeing things!" she said "it seemed to float past me and the next thing it was gone" "it only had a slit for its eyes".
Question why do you shop in the m&S ladies fashion dept in a burka???

I believe.

Wish I'd thought of this.

RATS

coming soon..............

wonder what rating this would get?