Minutes 5th May

Attending: Officer, Dave, Totally, Cud. Apologies from Druid and Just Mike, respect.

Well didn't we just go WILD last night! The evening had a dangerous feel from the start, there was a lairy atmosphere and an air of impending revolution. Sure enough, in due course, an astounding event occurred which I tremble to contemplate even now. Totally went to the bar (Lol, yeah I know but that's not it), and returned not with crisps, but with peanuts! And he did it casually! There was no drum roll, no crackle of kalashnikovs, no flag waving, just an admirably apathetic attempt to blame Dave. I predict a counter revolution in the near future.

Bloodless coup aside, we went to new places in other ways. I listened in astonishment as a conversation developed about football of all things, wtf? As official grumpy git and nay sayer (whatever it is, I'm against it) I felt duty bound to appeal for a change of topic. Football is surely the antithesis of apathy, please discuss in the usual half arsed fashion via comments. The society bless 'em responded sluggishly and developed a new topic and seconds later I was backpedalling furiously as members who shall remain nameless expounded the benefits of moisturising for men and exchanged notes on the latest skin products. In my opinion btw, staff should have written permission to chip in, unless of course she is agreeing with me. Hi Julie, x.

yes im sure we are all still here but reverting to type i.e supreme apatheticism taking why bother to the purest form.cant wait to get back to the beehive at least i know what sex the barmaid is.
war harness anybody???

Anybody out there?

more confusion

only just figured out who "cudbefuckinanybody" is, and now can't even tell the sex of the bar staff in the King's Head! SOMEBODY GET ME A WAR HARNESS!!!

Clarification

Right, so DAVE is Bob and CUD is Simon? Or have I had too much of the black stuff? (Ahhh)

Minutes 7th April

Sarah says Mike is good at digging. Go figure.