Thursday, 30 December 2010

Sunday, 28 November 2010

Friday, 5 November 2010

Wednesday, 6 October 2010

BOBS NEW TOY

fun but a bit of a bouncy ride (stop sniggering at the back!!!!)

Thursday, 23 September 2010

Tuesday, 7 September 2010

Newsflash!

While my search for a cool dub continues, I think it's time we acknowledge some of the local talent in automobilia...

Sunday, 22 August 2010

Advert for 1965 vw beetle

What he wrote...

1500cc green lowered, empi alloys, roofrack, cd player, beautiful car, 12 months mot tax free first to see will buy.

What he should have written...

1500cc rusty green, lowered so much it scrapes on the ground, badly fitting bonnet and boot (you want to open them? ha!), crap respray with authentic runs, oil-covered engine, fucked gearbox, tatty interior with chain-smoker garnish, non-working speedo and indicators.
First to see will buy... something else!

Saturday, 21 August 2010

Tuesday, 17 August 2010

Saturday, 10 July 2010

Just give the new lad a taser today sarge he looks a bit on edge.

Sunday, 9 May 2010

30-second site of the day

Came across this while researching Android/Flash info:

http://www.angryalien.com

These guys do 30-second versions of your favourite movies - re-enacted by bunnies.

With enough tuesday night beer I'm sure we could give them a run for their money!

Enjoy guys!

Wednesday, 28 April 2010

Minimalist Minutes 27/3/10

FX - Guinness and crisps spray over the table as a loud, slightly inebriated, slightly irish voice shouts "You're going to be a what!!!!"

Friday, 23 April 2010

android stole my life!

help i'm trapped inside an ever increasing vortex of communication channels! must update... must update...

Sunday, 4 April 2010

Moses and the tablet

The original version:

The Bible informs us that Moses was commanded to write the commandments - that Moses was "with the Lord 40 days and 40 nights ... and he wrote down on the tablet the terms of the covenant, the Ten Commandments" (Exodus 34:28)

The IPad version:

The Bible informs us that Moses was commanded to produce the commandments documentation - that Moses was "with the Lord for about 20 minutes before he had to call it a day and go in search of a 13-amp socket... and he wrote down on the tablet an executive summary with a few bullet points"

Tuesday, 23 March 2010

Apathetic 24.03.10


"Heard a good band today.."
"Read a good book..."
"Guinness?"
"Why not!"
(ad infinitum till 11pm)

Wednesday, 3 March 2010

This box is full of stuff that almost kill me.

There must be a specially upholstered bit of heaven reserved for an apathete who provides his pals with pizza. Cheers Dibble.

Saturday, 13 February 2010

Wednesday, 27 January 2010

Thursday, 7 January 2010

She got me going up and down.

A quote is such an apathetic way to post, I can't help myself.

"I have respect for broadsheet journalists because they haven't succumbed to degrading themselves, to writing pidgin English with all these terrible colloquialisms, the phrasing of which is just, like, embarrassing."

Attributed to Peaches Geldof