Thursday 30 December 2010
Monday 20 December 2010
Friday 5 November 2010
Saturday 23 October 2010
Friday 15 October 2010
Saturday 9 October 2010
Wednesday 6 October 2010
Monday 4 October 2010
Monday 20 September 2010
Friday 10 September 2010
Thursday 9 September 2010
Tuesday 7 September 2010
Newsflash!
Sunday 22 August 2010
Advert for 1965 vw beetle
What he wrote...
1500cc green lowered, empi alloys, roofrack, cd player, beautiful car, 12 months mot tax free first to see will buy.
What he should have written...
1500cc rusty green, lowered so much it scrapes on the ground, badly fitting bonnet and boot (you want to open them? ha!), crap respray with authentic runs, oil-covered engine, fucked gearbox, tatty interior with chain-smoker garnish, non-working speedo and indicators.
First to see will buy... something else!
1500cc green lowered, empi alloys, roofrack, cd player, beautiful car, 12 months mot tax free first to see will buy.
What he should have written...
1500cc rusty green, lowered so much it scrapes on the ground, badly fitting bonnet and boot (you want to open them? ha!), crap respray with authentic runs, oil-covered engine, fucked gearbox, tatty interior with chain-smoker garnish, non-working speedo and indicators.
First to see will buy... something else!
Monday 5 July 2010
Sunday 6 June 2010
Monday 31 May 2010
Wednesday 19 May 2010
Tuesday 18 May 2010
Wednesday 12 May 2010
Why didnt i think of this????
http://theawesomer.com/keyhole-for-drunk-people/38139/
stumbled this last night thought i would share
stumbled this last night thought i would share
Sunday 9 May 2010
30-second site of the day
Came across this while researching Android/Flash info:
http://www.angryalien.com
These guys do 30-second versions of your favourite movies - re-enacted by bunnies.
With enough tuesday night beer I'm sure we could give them a run for their money!
Enjoy guys!
http://www.angryalien.com
These guys do 30-second versions of your favourite movies - re-enacted by bunnies.
With enough tuesday night beer I'm sure we could give them a run for their money!
Enjoy guys!
Thursday 6 May 2010
Wednesday 28 April 2010
Minimalist Minutes 27/3/10
FX - Guinness and crisps spray over the table as a loud, slightly inebriated, slightly irish voice shouts "You're going to be a what!!!!"
Friday 23 April 2010
android stole my life!
help i'm trapped inside an ever increasing vortex of communication channels! must update... must update...
Sunday 4 April 2010
Moses and the tablet
The original version:
The Bible informs us that Moses was commanded to write the commandments - that Moses was "with the Lord 40 days and 40 nights ... and he wrote down on the tablet the terms of the covenant, the Ten Commandments" (Exodus 34:28)
The IPad version:
The Bible informs us that Moses was commanded to produce the commandments documentation - that Moses was "with the Lord for about 20 minutes before he had to call it a day and go in search of a 13-amp socket... and he wrote down on the tablet an executive summary with a few bullet points"
The Bible informs us that Moses was commanded to write the commandments - that Moses was "with the Lord 40 days and 40 nights ... and he wrote down on the tablet the terms of the covenant, the Ten Commandments" (Exodus 34:28)
The IPad version:
The Bible informs us that Moses was commanded to produce the commandments documentation - that Moses was "with the Lord for about 20 minutes before he had to call it a day and go in search of a 13-amp socket... and he wrote down on the tablet an executive summary with a few bullet points"
Friday 2 April 2010
Tuesday 23 March 2010
Friday 12 March 2010
Wednesday 3 March 2010
This box is full of stuff that almost kill me.
There must be a specially upholstered bit of heaven reserved for an apathete who provides his pals with pizza. Cheers Dibble.
Sunday 14 February 2010
Saturday 13 February 2010
Tuesday 2 February 2010
Wednesday 27 January 2010
Tuesday 26 January 2010
Saturday 9 January 2010
Thursday 7 January 2010
She got me going up and down.
A quote is such an apathetic way to post, I can't help myself.
"I have respect for broadsheet journalists because they haven't succumbed to degrading themselves, to writing pidgin English with all these terrible colloquialisms, the phrasing of which is just, like, embarrassing."
Attributed to Peaches Geldof
"I have respect for broadsheet journalists because they haven't succumbed to degrading themselves, to writing pidgin English with all these terrible colloquialisms, the phrasing of which is just, like, embarrassing."
Attributed to Peaches Geldof
Monday 4 January 2010
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