My dear old mum came back from gretna gateway with an alarming story of a supernatural encounter.
I sat and listened as she explained that she had seen a black ghost in of all places marks and spencers "i thought i was seeing things!" she said "it seemed to float past me and the next thing it was gone" "it only had a slit for its eyes".
Question why do you shop in the m&S ladies fashion dept in a burka???