Tuesday, 17 February 2009

Minutes of Apathetic Society Meeting, Tuesday 17/02/2009

Attendees : Cud, Dibble, Jackal
Apathetes in chief : Nutmeg (Totally), Druid (Northern), Mike (Just Mike, ok?)
... so this week we are talking about stuff in general, crisp flavours, absence of society mascot due to ill health, post modern interpretations of Disney cartoons with reference specifically to the godlike genius of "Phineas and Ferb", the inevitable, and regrettable, suckiness of the forthcoming Watchmen movie and so forth. It occurs that we are unable to recall who selected Jade Goody in our traditional "Celebrity Death Lottery" and conclude that given the inevitable conclusion, we are all winners. We have also proven that statistically 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape, and 6 out of 7 dwarves aren't happy. I thank you.

Point of Order : - Gentlemen, and lurkers, i invite your nominations for two prestigious honors instituted this very evening in the Beehive public house. Namely The Apathetic Society's inaugural "Bitch of the Week" and "Apathete of the Week" awards. To be clear, no sexism is intended. The Bitch of the Week can be any pointless waste of skin that triggers your righteous instinct to maim, kill, and swear incessantly. The Apathete of the Week must be somebody who by there very existence embodies the ideals that all highly trained apathetes live by. We look forward nominations of the most half-arsed and humdrum kind.
Please nominate via the comments option. All nominees will be evaluate next tuesday 24/02/09 at the usual Apathetic society meeting.

Pip Pip

Dave The Jackal


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  2. After a minor cock up, I believe the honour of first nomination is still mine. It's a bit left field but I wonder if Peaches might not be the apathete of the week? http://www.icelebz.com/gossips/peaches_geldof_can_t_be_bothered_to_take_drugs/